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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)

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  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

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rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon)

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mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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