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efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

Added at 2:57pm87,444 notes

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon)

Added at 2:08pm272,776 notes

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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Added at 2:08pm183,465 notes

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

Added at 2:06pm601,296 notes

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet)

Added at 2:04pm837,173 notes

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat)

Added at 1:59pm539,461 notes

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

Added at 10:06pm341,209 notes

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

Added at 10:02pm107,230 notes

unwronged:

everything in excess can be bad, except love and food

Added at 10:00pm11,075 notes